Live and Learn

So before I really delve into all manners of other scholastic torture, a quick update on the two very important things I learned this week:
1) If a monster boiled my classroom everyone would dissociate into two parts and mix together randomly. Once the monster cooled us back down to a sensible temperature, we would all wander casually about until we found ourselves and joined back up to be very happy again.
2) All manners of centrifugal chaos could ensue should you neglect to label your nebulizers.